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Cute Polish Joke

This is a non-offensive (in my opinion) Polish joke:

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. After going through First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.  The optician showed him a card with the letters  'CZ W I X N O ST A C Z.'   "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I went to grade school with  the guy."

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11 comments • Michael Byrne • May 14 2007 11:32AM

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Can you imagine that AR credits me 25 points for commenting to you that that was cute! There is no justice in the world.

Posted by San Diego Real Estate Voice authored by William Johnson GRI CRS e-Pro CDPE (RE/MAX Associates) over 3 years ago

Michael,

I have since learned how to pronounce a couple Polish names... not very easy.

William,

Sign me up for the 25 pts... :)

Posted by Mortgage Financial Group, Inc over 3 years ago

Michael

Typical Poll joke! I once had a Polish couple come into my office after hours we were writing up offers and on the bulletin board above the copier there was a list of Polish jokes, I was embarrassed that he was looking at them. After he gets done he says to me you peoples must love Pollacks here.

Posted by Gary J Rocks (Werner Realty) over 3 years ago

 My stepmother went from a long Polish name to Byrne.  More people mis-spell Byrne than her former last name.

Posted by Michael Byrne (Chase Home Loans) over 3 years ago

Michael  So true!  I went from "Hill" with dozens of people asking me how to spell that,  to Watzlawick and very few people asking me how to spell this one!    Cute Joke!

 

Posted by Vicki, Broker Owner, Exit Platinum Realty, IL foreclosures over 3 years ago

Michael, Thanks for the laugh.  Funny joke!

Posted by David and Kristin Small, REALTORS®- Myrtle Beach Real Estate (Eagle Realty- Myrtle Beach) over 3 years ago
Good one!  Cheers.  Don't try it out at our Starbucks, though.  I think the guy there, while he lives in Cranford, is of polish heritage!     Which is a shame, because I have a companion joke about the Polish Pole Vaulting team at the Olympics.   Juliet of Short Hills.
Posted by Juliet Johnson - Realtor~Home Stager (Prudential Burroughs & Chapin) over 3 years ago

Most Polish jokes can be switched to any ethnicity.  This one is strictly Eastern European, imo.

Posted by Michael Byrne (Chase Home Loans) over 3 years ago
Funny story, we vacationed in Jamaica and went parasailing.  The name of the outfit was Negril Paraski. (para ski).  My husband purchased a sun visor with the name written across it.  It never ceased to amaze me, every time he wore the hat how many people would stop and ask him "Who's Negril Paraski?
Posted by Naperville Real Estate - Ann deVane - GRI, CNC, ePRO (john greene, Realtor) over 3 years ago
OK  Now I have to show that to my son.  My ex was Polish and my son lives with a 10 letter last name that only has 3 vowels.  LOL
Posted by Roberta Lee-Norco Corona Riversid Homes For Sale (Century 21 Olde Tyme) over 3 years ago
Ann, I have been to the same parasailing place.  That is too funny.
Posted by Michael Byrne (Chase Home Loans) over 3 years ago

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