A teacher asked her children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold all my furs and jewels on E-Bay, and gave all the money to the church, would I get into heaven?"
The children all yelled, "No!"
She then asked, "What if I cleaned the whole church, mowed the lawn, and got new candles, would I get into heaven?"
The answer again was a resounding "No!"
She then asked, "What would I have to do to get into heaven?"
One boy yelled, "You have to die first!"
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Michael, This is funny, kids say things best!!
Good Day!! have a cup of java and a smile on me :)