Q: What is the difference between a man and a mortgage?
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A: A Mortgage matures after 30 years.
Q: What do you get when you cross an underwriter and a Latin Teacher?
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A: Someone that enjoys declining loans.
I have a much longer joke that I will post when I figure out exactly how to write it out properly.
Michael Byrne
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